A Disabled 58, An Able Politician!

Dear Readers,

A  government officer is getting retired from his post at 58 owing to what inefficiencies and deficiencies God knows, but all on a sudden smashing all geriatric law he is becoming a star of the first magnitude joining Politics. Before hand another dozens of expiry dated and stoped fertility politicians are getting functional as phenomenally ruling the country like Super Stars.The politicians may be at their physically disabled and unabashed state of age, but we people have ever tried to rage query about their minus efficacies and asking them for golden shack-hand like corporate world?

If an individual is marrying someone at 58, all eyebrows are curved, but marrying or serving the Nation at this age is a pride for them all together! But alas that person is not  really vowed to serve as a husband but trying to molest and throttle down the Nation with all abusive qualities of a villain. Apart from few numbers, all politicians are just intruders. They are never the less a terrorist and intented to eat out government treasure as if it is their paternal property!

Ok, vis-a-vis they are the government or government servant, just using the public as an instrument. But how come public made them bull fighters by casting the simple votes but not injected the bona fide steroid to act like bull fighters till death. If it is so happen then why the real government servants are dealt with so piteous manner to leave jobs at 58? Let them allow to continue their service till cremation like politicians. Obviously the retirements are to pave the way to new employability, but why not so happening as formatting the political hard disk to remove the bad and damaged clusters?

Readers, now time has come to judiciously scrutinize all ongoing blunders of our political system. Also the legislative machinery has to be overhauled completely with our strong and able hands as replacing the mal functioning components.

Good-luck and Good-bye Feng Sui !!

                                                                                      Dear Readers,

Feng Sui is a Chinese concept. China is far of India's geographic and climatic similarities. Even if the South Indian vastu is far of North, East and West Indian Vastu, as per above  prevailing rules are concern. In Odisha and Bengal the Vastu is already present scince thousand years before in the name of  ‘Shilpi Shastra’ and it is very effective one. It precepts many things- how to built a house, what kind of plants to keep, how the doors and windows to be placed, where to place kitchen, deities etc. It is all according to our wind flow, land structure and water placement or source taking in to consideration. That is the inducing energy level of our Shilpi Science every body knows pretty well. It has just gone astray due to the Feng Sui and the Dravidian Vastu’s wild card entry. We will not find much of Hindu properties and articles in the Feng Sui, which is first of all creating a very repulsive and abusive feeling within us. Chinese Frog eaters, if they keep a Three-legged-Frog on the table can bring ecstasy for them, not for Frog hatred Indians; especially ladies not at all. If we keep a muse statue of Goutam Buddha it is for our solace and huge peace of mind, but why the laughing Buddha(old man), because it can not be Goutam Buddha; the son of  King Suddhodana and looking like a Sumo fighter and laughing like a clown! There are so many vague and bogus Feng sui articles available in our market, being marketed by the hoax Fate Builders. As I conclude with the objectives of Vastu is for good health and ample mental peace, but not for Good luck in terms of money, gold, name and fame. If the Feng Sui is really bringing  good luck and effluence, its to China only.

The Absconding Ramdev and Poor Myrmidons!!

                                                                                     Dear Readers,

The history has witnessed many cowards being they are Heroes of Words but Cowards in reality. Here all the TV channels viewed Baba Ramdev’s scary fleeing from Ramleela Ground living his mammoth blind followers brutally bitten up by police in front of him. Just hours before he was addressing people :"We will Fight till Death!" Alas, that brave leader fled away living the followers in the Hands of Death!

The history has many evidences of this kind of Fake Heroes, George Bernard Shaw was one of them. Attracted by his dynamite speech Anne Besant fell in love with Shaw in her young days. For quite some  time this affair went on, but unexpectedly so happened: Shaw was demonstrating with some activist and Anne was assisting him. Like a true beloved she was endeavoring the movement standing infront of the mob with a great spirit. When police started batoning the mob and Anne too, Anne look back to seek Shaw’s help ; in a long shot what she saw: her Super Hero, her Role Model was running away like a timid dog leaving her under the gruesome police action. The loving Anne broke like any thing, the jolt made her Ideal and Idol shattered in to pieces. With a great remorse she quit Shaw for her whole life remaining aloof from love affairs.

Anne Besant spent her last life as a Creative Soul of  Modern India and the mother of Indian National Congress. By that time Shaw had come to visit India as national guest. With a heavy heart of a rejected Lover he tried to gether some information about Anne. He met her private secretary Mr. Krishna Ayengaar, but he couldn't  dare to meet Anne. Ayengaar told Shaw: Madam is bit erratic now a days and forgetting things, otherwise she is fine. Shaw added his emotional words: No not now Mr. Ayengaar, she may be fine any time but she is all the time an erratic and forgetfull lady!

Readers, there was one Anne for Shaw, but here no single Anne, the Annes are innumerous!  Irrespective of cast, creed and gender they projected their true love and devotion to Ramdev. For his cowardness, breaking of Hearts and the damage of Emotions  are huge and irreparable. It may not be a Kaali-Raat (Dark-Nite) in Indian history for police oppressions but for Bhagoda-Leader (Abscond-Leader) fleeing away wearing a Lady Costume unabashedly as if the police had come to  strangle him in the dark…So sad, so disgusting!!

Bloody Police, Stupid Citizen!!

Dear Readers,

Pick up any Policeman and ask- Can you please tell me the Birth History of your Police department and the metamorphosis of it, I bet, not a single one can reply correctly. If they would have the knowledge of it, they must not be looking like uniformed-rouges and behaving like barbarians.

It was Napoleon Bonaparte who insisted his army heads to constitute a Civil Army who will take care of the Home Affairs. Initially the army was managing the Borders and Home affairs simultaneously. Taking Napoleon’s order into effect some strong & stout army people were sorted out for that purpose. The department was named as “Penal Prosecutors”, the present “Police” name is transformation of that. The roll of the Penal Prosecutors was to control the Crime and keep the Law & Order maintained. But ridiculous, when Napoleon was invited to attend the inaugural ceremony, he instantly reacted seeing their furrious faces– “Are they really going to end the crime or the mentors of crime! I see a criminal in every face! Why don’t you make the department bit good looking?” 

If we dissect our Indian Police now, they are similar to Napoleon’s era. But in addition to that their waist has swellen abnormally huge and heart has shrunk like dry fruit. Their blood report will mention ‘Serum’ as only ‘Rum’. And they never mind to claim them-self as the  relatives of Ravana or Kansasura in this Kali-yug, unabashedly!

But what we are? The same coward, timid kids,our mom making forced sleeping uttering the name of a ghost, monster or describing the Furrious face of a Policeman! That fear psychosis is still prevalent at this age and giving vent to their oppressions and tortures justified. Truth prevails and Torture prevails, isn’t it?   

Readers, it is the inner logy of our great Police fraternity.We witness their inhumanity and blatant roll all most every day, that is due to our never ending cowardice natures. Can we bravely come forward to evaluate some technique to reduce their waists, enlarge their Hearts and beautifying their faces with facial-packs. Also for their rubbish mind we should think for counseling by Ramdevji. Or still a big fiasco, should we send them to asylums or remand homes untill they are embodied as Sri Ramji ?

So called Sadd-Guru:the Spiritual-Cancer!!

                                                       Dear Readers,

As talking Spiritualism in words or printed form simply I name it Hoax literature! Spiritualism is not a subject of talking and reading but an act of harvesting  like a farmer. I read Veda, Puranas & Upnisads for more than12 years at my teenage to adolescence, but when I join as Cartoonist in news papers it never worked for a day. But the essence of spiritualism all the way I felt within. I recreated my faith and sublimation afresh not to live in the ‘Realm of melancholy’ as hanging around the Theist and Atheist confusion. I advice my kith and kins always with a bold dictum of a past event. When Sultan Mamood looted Somnath temple and nothing was saved, so a famous proverb was born: “Trust upon God and make your Power dry!”

This proverb never preaches against God, rather against the Dogmatism or the Foolish belief  only, There was thousands of  kingly Priests and huge Hindhu  devotees present, If they couldn’t fight and proved cripple then Lord Somnath was not suffering from leprosy  or malnutrition, why he couldn't protected his devotees and the mammoth Treasure. Even Mamood dismantled the huge sandalwood Darwaja(gate) and went back to his country as a great rich man. Here I questioned me- If a God is not able to protect his own treasure , how come he will protect our life or assets and make us Karodpati? So everything we have to do, not the deity.

Once a group of marketing  friends sitting with me, we were discussing Astrology. Astrology is my passion, so a nice topic going on, After some time a very argumentative Bengali chap questioned me like an attack: “Brother do you believe Ram and Krishna are Gods? Are they possessing such  power within to bring about prosperity in our life?” Instantly I exampled Homer, in 800 BC his great epics “Iliad and Odyssey” was released and the Heroes of this epics are worshiped by the Greeks alike Ram and Krishna till date. Suddenly he told- Brother,I understand, I will not ask any thing. Then I simply added few advice for him:

This beliefs are created for our “Feel Good Factors”. Because we are simple human beings, we unknowingly  search  the Super Human Beings to surrender and seek our security and safe progress.What we have already done in our childhood, and still doing it in subconcious mind. It is a human tendency, and for this inner tendency we always captured  by fraud Gurus, Monks and so many Hoax Spiritual Leaders, in other hand prove us poor, incapable and sluggish.

Few weeks back an interesting thing happened. One of my bosom friend who is suffering from insomnia in higher level for last 10 years. He sleeps in the day and getup at night, does nothing excepting some worship, being en exceptionally talented in the creative field. He called me up seriously to treat him through some astrological remedy.After calculation I solemnly replied: Dear your Chandrama dasa is going on and Brihaspati is entered so you take the related Mantras and recite 108 times in the morning. It will bring great changes in your life. Surprisingly he is replying - Dear man I cant take any mantra from anybody and recite, because I am a “Warshi”( a high level worshiper in particular sect), I only recite my Guru mantra, understand! So immediately I banged at him- May I know the name of your Bastard Guru? For whom you are suffering from last one decade and still not realizing, what bloody hell you are asking me to do some astrological remedy!! I added few more taunting words for his Guru and cut-off phone.

Next morning I show one sms as follows: “Every Dog has a day, koi mane ya namaane-  sabko apna karm ka  phal zarur bhogna padta hei- aapvi bhog karenge!” I will not mention my reply, but his  next sms was :”There are more than 1,000 Gurubhai  of me in Odisha & some of them hv recently left guns in the name of God by spiritual teachings of my Gurusthan & hv…..massage  just send  the cell 2 the meeting so that all’ll read ur sms & giv ur address. Dated 16-05-11”  I make out the beginning  but the end was a delirium. Any way the meaning is: He will make me finish with the help of Guru-bhais, who had just left Guns : means they are terrorists.

Next day an Advocate  who knows me well called up- I am a younger brother calling, I do respect you as you are a big name in our state, but just as a brother I would like to know-  What is the conflict between two big brothers? I laughed and told the details, also I made a request to him-  “If you are a well wisher too of a big talent of Orissa, you please file a case against me on his behalf  and the expenses I will bear. I want to see him months together in the Court premises. At least I will see a mentally sick is awake in the day time and coming to appear the courts. I am confident, the court  will not severely penalize me. After a year long trial, may punish me with few sum of Rupees. Somehow I will pay it for his future needs as brought back him to normalcy. The advocate brother laughed, saluted me for my intentions. He didn’t take any steps yet, being I insisted. My effort was in vain, my friend is still suffering in the spell of Spiritual Illusions.

Readers , if I am the guilt, just crucify me; or if you feel- These spiritual people are insane! Then they really need our brave and active hands to pull-out  from the Donjons or Dark-cells, suffering from detrimental Spiritual-Cancer!

Gobbling Food or our Culture?





                                                                  Dear Readers,



It is needless to be laud enough for Rajsthan, I had been to there many a times for shooting and traveling purpose and visited a food and cultural place, called ‘CHOKHI DHAANI’; few kilometers away from Pink City Jaypore. A wonderful concept of food and rejoice together for 365 days , mammoth visitors from all parts of globe, will give you a feeling of mini World Mela out there. It is proclaiming the versatility of their rich food, culture and life-style in one place. This is too acclaiming the beauty of  Rajsthani  colorfulness and hospitality, that is what they are grabbing 70%  tourists out of India’s total foreign visitors.

Thank God I was not fainted down eating so much of food like Makki ki Roti,  Mirch ka Achar, the real home made Makhan, Daal-bati-churma, Lassi and so many. You will have to eat all these verity roaming around more then three four hours  riding Horse, Camel, Elephant, Bullock-cart in that cultural village. A very reasonable price which is being taken at the entrance, then eating is provided with so much of  love prepared in front of you by Grandma looking ladies and Bhai-logs; so you just can’t get rid of eating and eating and eating! At the same time every where you will find all kinds of cultural Dhamakas!  played by the local youngsters and winsome artists, really mind blowing!



 Chokhi Dhani in Rajsthani means ‘Small Village’, but I will say that small village is 100 times better than the food and culture of our big cities. Sorry, I never mean to denigrate any one because I am part of it. But I am not the person to enterprise or recreate a business and cultural place out here like that. Here  people have money, and they are venturing out Pizza-hut, McDonalds, KFC and so many bullshit non Indian concepts. Hardly anybody coming forward to restore our ethnic life-style, food, culture  and promoting  so many other things, which we are missing since our childhood . If our Govt. has any roll to encourage this kind of a Cultural Amusement Centre in our state or have their vission to do their own, Readers you please suggest!

Tobacco Kills or Government Kills?

    

                                                                    Dear Readers,

Definitely everybody should initiate to quit tobacco or Alcohol for good health! But it is not all, because there are National and State Govt. are surviving with the mammoth Excise Duties, putting adhesive in their mouth to say any thing and bring about a law to stop it. There are few examples left in the past, some state Govt. had gone for Nasha-bandi or No Alcohol Act, but ultimately their Police Officers did the business to provide all products of Wine in market places unabashedly. With this kind of a ruling attitude one Govt. can’t finally ban the Tobacco products too. As resultant tobacco is appearing in colorful pouches and packets in every shops every day. As usually we may intend to throw innumerous massages through many social networks and posters, may able to deactivate 10 person every day, but another 20 new user will animate next day. So find the real solutions to rescue people from the hurricane of tobacco. Suppose we may give a call to Indian Ladies as the messiah, because they are generally less Tobacco and Alcohol users, If at all they will respond and react to take the task of setting fire to Tobacco products, breaking Wine bottles moving shop to shops, I don’t think it is so easy. Even if we will try to stop alcohol and smoking of our edicted Political Leaders of the Central team, including the Chief Minister, the state  Ministerial berth and MLAs, it will be utter failure; everybody knows. So how come we will reap some success over our mammoth frenzy youngsters?...Now you may try to evaluate some valid way-out!!

The Fake Political Kings!

                                                       Dear Readers,

Quite some time back I read an article about Narendra Modi, an exemplary Chief Minister, though he seems to be a Good-Samaritan; but in real life he is nothing but a very self-centric and leaden-hearted person. Hopefully he may not be loaded with more vices like other scoundrel politicians. Still his adamants is enough as a people's representative, and  this is the tragedy of our country, we choose this type of  obsessed or shrewd characters to be our Leader under compulsion. It applies to our present  Political and Spiritual Leaders too.These great leaders never apear to see how the poor people living, whether they are able to lit-up the stove or having the day meals or not; still  these Leaders think them self - The Savior of Mankind ! 

 

Same way there is  another Great example in Orissa, it is Babu NaveenPatnaik,an anarranged and sponsored catagory Leader first time in Indian political history, is sprinkling slow poison and misfortune for years on the heads of unfortunate Odias. Also his behaviour is witnessed similar to a tyrant  King  rather than a elected Chief Minister. Who never comes out to see common people's problems, if at all he comes , he never speaks more then - 'Yes, no, very good and I will see to it', like an old gramophone player's crack and very discordant note. Sorry to say which he  never comes out to see the dying people once in life time as per his promises.

 More over, just name shake  he is an Odia, he never tried to learn Odia in the last one decade and for the coming decades probably he doesn’t have a plan to stay in Odisha because may be his plans to spent last life in Antarctica;  so it is no point to learn Odia rather to learn the langunge of Penguines. But surprisingly he is emerging as a great Son of the Soil and great Chief Minister. Behind this phenomenal sucess, there are 100s of sycophants (the eunuch battalion) mending his image day and nite restlessly to reign over the sluggish State with a fake brand name.

Let me conclude with a remorse, if  a Political Leader get expose to mass or make more coteries around him, it will reveal his Vices and Shortcomings; will pave the way to ruin his Image and Power!