Monday, 20 June 2011

A Disabled 58, An Able Politician!

Dear Readers,

A  government officer is getting retired from his post at 58 owing to what inefficiencies and deficiencies God knows, but all on a sudden smashing all geriatric law he is becoming a star of the first magnitude joining Politics. Before hand another dozens of expiry dated and stoped fertility politicians are getting functional as phenomenally ruling the country like Super Stars.The politicians may be at their physically disabled and unabashed state of age, but we people have ever tried to rage query about their minus efficacies and asking them for golden shack-hand like corporate world?

If an individual is marrying someone at 58, all eyebrows are curved, but marrying or serving the Nation at this age is a pride for them all together! But alas that person is not  really vowed to serve as a husband but trying to molest and throttle down the Nation with all abusive qualities of a villain. Apart from few numbers, all politicians are just intruders. They are never the less a terrorist and intented to eat out government treasure as if it is their paternal property!

Ok, vis-a-vis they are the government or government servant, just using the public as an instrument. But how come public made them bull fighters by casting the simple votes but not injected the bona fide steroid to act like bull fighters till death. If it is so happen then why the real government servants are dealt with so piteous manner to leave jobs at 58? Let them allow to continue their service till cremation like politicians. Obviously the retirements are to pave the way to new employability, but why not so happening as formatting the political hard disk to remove the bad and damaged clusters?

Readers, now time has come to judiciously scrutinize all ongoing blunders of our political system. Also the legislative machinery has to be overhauled completely with our strong and able hands as replacing the mal functioning components.

Thursday, 16 June 2011

Good-luck and Good-bye Feng Sui !!

                                                                                      Dear Readers,

Feng Sui is a Chinese concept. China is far of India's geographic and climatic similarities. Even if the South Indian vastu is far of North, East and West Indian Vastu, as per above  prevailing rules are concern. In Odisha and Bengal the Vastu is already present scince thousand years before in the name of  ‘Shilpi Shastra’ and it is very effective one. It precepts many things- how to built a house, what kind of plants to keep, how the doors and windows to be placed, where to place kitchen, deities etc. It is all according to our wind flow, land structure and water placement or source taking in to consideration. That is the inducing energy level of our Shilpi Science every body knows pretty well. It has just gone astray due to the Feng Sui and the Dravidian Vastu’s wild card entry. We will not find much of Hindu properties and articles in the Feng Sui, which is first of all creating a very repulsive and abusive feeling within us. Chinese Frog eaters, if they keep a Three-legged-Frog on the table can bring ecstasy for them, not for Frog hatred Indians; especially ladies not at all. If we keep a muse statue of Goutam Buddha it is for our solace and huge peace of mind, but why the laughing Buddha(old man), because it can not be Goutam Buddha; the son of  King Suddhodana and looking like a Sumo fighter and laughing like a clown! There are so many vague and bogus Feng sui articles available in our market, being marketed by the hoax Fate Builders. As I conclude with the objectives of Vastu is for good health and ample mental peace, but not for Good luck in terms of money, gold, name and fame. If the Feng Sui is really bringing  good luck and effluence, its to China only.

Sunday, 5 June 2011

The Absconding Ramdev and Poor Myrmidons!!

                                                                                     Dear Readers,

The history has witnessed many cowards being they are Heroes of Words but Cowards in reality. Here all the TV channels viewed Baba Ramdev’s scary fleeing from Ramleela Ground living his mammoth blind followers brutally bitten up by police in front of him. Just hours before he was addressing people :"We will Fight till Death!" Alas, that brave leader fled away living the followers in the Hands of Death!

The history has many evidences of this kind of Fake Heroes, George Bernard Shaw was one of them. Attracted by his dynamite speech Anne Besant fell in love with Shaw in her young days. For quite some  time this affair went on, but unexpectedly so happened: Shaw was demonstrating with some activist and Anne was assisting him. Like a true beloved she was endeavoring the movement standing infront of the mob with a great spirit. When police started batoning the mob and Anne too, Anne look back to seek Shaw’s help ; in a long shot what she saw: her Super Hero, her Role Model was running away like a timid dog leaving her under the gruesome police action. The loving Anne broke like any thing, the jolt made her Ideal and Idol shattered in to pieces. With a great remorse she quit Shaw for her whole life remaining aloof from love affairs.

Anne Besant spent her last life as a Creative Soul of  Modern India and the mother of Indian National Congress. By that time Shaw had come to visit India as national guest. With a heavy heart of a rejected Lover he tried to gether some information about Anne. He met her private secretary Mr. Krishna Ayengaar, but he couldn't  dare to meet Anne. Ayengaar told Shaw: Madam is bit erratic now a days and forgetting things, otherwise she is fine. Shaw added his emotional words: No not now Mr. Ayengaar, she may be fine any time but she is all the time an erratic and forgetfull lady!

Readers, there was one Anne for Shaw, but here no single Anne, the Annes are innumerous!  Irrespective of cast, creed and gender they projected their true love and devotion to Ramdev. For his cowardness, breaking of Hearts and the damage of Emotions  are huge and irreparable. It may not be a Kaali-Raat (Dark-Nite) in Indian history for police oppressions but for Bhagoda-Leader (Abscond-Leader) fleeing away wearing a Lady Costume unabashedly as if the police had come to  strangle him in the dark…So sad, so disgusting!!

Saturday, 4 June 2011

Bloody Police, Stupid Citizen!!

Dear Readers,

Pick up any Policeman and ask- Can you please tell me the Birth History of your Police department and the metamorphosis of it, I bet, not a single one can reply correctly. If they would have the knowledge of it, they must not be looking like uniformed-rouges and behaving like barbarians.

It was Napoleon Bonaparte who insisted his army heads to constitute a Civil Army who will take care of the Home Affairs. Initially the army was managing the Borders and Home affairs simultaneously. Taking Napoleon’s order into effect some strong & stout army people were sorted out for that purpose. The department was named as “Penal Prosecutors”, the present “Police” name is transformation of that. The roll of the Penal Prosecutors was to control the Crime and keep the Law & Order maintained. But ridiculous, when Napoleon was invited to attend the inaugural ceremony, he instantly reacted seeing their furrious faces– “Are they really going to end the crime or the mentors of crime! I see a criminal in every face! Why don’t you make the department bit good looking?” 

If we dissect our Indian Police now, they are similar to Napoleon’s era. But in addition to that their waist has swellen abnormally huge and heart has shrunk like dry fruit. Their blood report will mention ‘Serum’ as only ‘Rum’. And they never mind to claim them-self as the  relatives of Ravana or Kansasura in this Kali-yug, unabashedly!

But what we are? The same coward, timid kids,our mom making forced sleeping uttering the name of a ghost, monster or describing the Furrious face of a Policeman! That fear psychosis is still prevalent at this age and giving vent to their oppressions and tortures justified. Truth prevails and Torture prevails, isn’t it?   

Readers, it is the inner logy of our great Police fraternity.We witness their inhumanity and blatant roll all most every day, that is due to our never ending cowardice natures. Can we bravely come forward to evaluate some technique to reduce their waists, enlarge their Hearts and beautifying their faces with facial-packs. Also for their rubbish mind we should think for counseling by Ramdevji. Or still a big fiasco, should we send them to asylums or remand homes untill they are embodied as Sri Ramji ?

Friday, 3 June 2011

So called Sadd-Guru:the Spiritual-Cancer!!

                                                       Dear Readers,

As talking Spiritualism in words or printed form simply I name it Hoax literature! Spiritualism is not a subject of talking and reading but an act of harvesting  like a farmer. I read Veda, Puranas & Upnisads for more than12 years at my teenage to adolescence, but when I join as Cartoonist in news papers it never worked for a day. But the essence of spiritualism all the way I felt within. I recreated my faith and sublimation afresh not to live in the ‘Realm of melancholy’ as hanging around the Theist and Atheist confusion. I advice my kith and kins always with a bold dictum of a past event. When Sultan Mamood looted Somnath temple and nothing was saved, so a famous proverb was born: “Trust upon God and make your Power dry!”

This proverb never preaches against God, rather against the Dogmatism or the Foolish belief  only, There was thousands of  kingly Priests and huge Hindhu  devotees present, If they couldn’t fight and proved cripple then Lord Somnath was not suffering from leprosy  or malnutrition, why he couldn't protected his devotees and the mammoth Treasure. Even Mamood dismantled the huge sandalwood Darwaja(gate) and went back to his country as a great rich man. Here I questioned me- If a God is not able to protect his own treasure , how come he will protect our life or assets and make us Karodpati? So everything we have to do, not the deity.

Once a group of marketing  friends sitting with me, we were discussing Astrology. Astrology is my passion, so a nice topic going on, After some time a very argumentative Bengali chap questioned me like an attack: “Brother do you believe Ram and Krishna are Gods? Are they possessing such  power within to bring about prosperity in our life?” Instantly I exampled Homer, in 800 BC his great epics “Iliad and Odyssey” was released and the Heroes of this epics are worshiped by the Greeks alike Ram and Krishna till date. Suddenly he told- Brother,I understand, I will not ask any thing. Then I simply added few advice for him:
This beliefs are created for our “Feel Good Factors”. Because we are simple human beings, we unknowingly  search  the Super Human Beings to surrender and seek our security and safe progress.What we have already done in our childhood, and still doing it in subconcious mind. It is a human tendency, and for this inner tendency we always captured  by fraud Gurus, Monks and so many Hoax Spiritual Leaders, in other hand prove us poor, incapable and sluggish.

Few weeks back an interesting thing happened. One of my bosom friend who is suffering from insomnia in higher level for last 10 years. He sleeps in the day and getup at night, does nothing excepting some worship, being en exceptionally talented in the creative field. He called me up seriously to treat him through some astrological remedy.After calculation I solemnly replied: Dear your Chandrama dasa is going on and Brihaspati is entered so you take the related Mantras and recite 108 times in the morning. It will bring great changes in your life. Surprisingly he is replying - Dear man I cant take any mantra from anybody and recite, because I am a “Warshi”( a high level worshiper in particular sect), I only recite my Guru mantra, understand! So immediately I banged at him- May I know the name of your Bastard Guru? For whom you are suffering from last one decade and still not realizing, what bloody hell you are asking me to do some astrological remedy!! I added few more taunting words for his Guru and cut-off phone.

Next morning I show one sms as follows: “Every Dog has a day, koi mane ya namaane-  sabko apna karm ka  phal zarur bhogna padta hei- aapvi bhog karenge!” I will not mention my reply, but his  next sms was :”There are more than 1,000 Gurubhai  of me in Odisha & some of them hv recently left guns in the name of God by spiritual teachings of my Gurusthan & hv…..massage  just send  the cell 2 the meeting so that all’ll read ur sms & giv ur address. Dated 16-05-11”  I make out the beginning  but the end was a delirium. Any way the meaning is: He will make me finish with the help of Guru-bhais, who had just left Guns : means they are terrorists.

Next day an Advocate  who knows me well called up- I am a younger brother calling, I do respect you as you are a big name in our state, but just as a brother I would like to know-  What is the conflict between two big brothers? I laughed and told the details, also I made a request to him-  “If you are a well wisher too of a big talent of Orissa, you please file a case against me on his behalf  and the expenses I will bear. I want to see him months together in the Court premises. At least I will see a mentally sick is awake in the day time and coming to appear the courts. I am confident, the court  will not severely penalize me. After a year long trial, may punish me with few sum of Rupees. Somehow I will pay it for his future needs as brought back him to normalcy. The advocate brother laughed, saluted me for my intentions. He didn’t take any steps yet, being I insisted. My effort was in vain, my friend is still suffering in the spell of Spiritual Illusions.

Readers , if I am the guilt, just crucify me; or if you feel- These spiritual people are insane! Then they really need our brave and active hands to pull-out  from the Donjons or Dark-cells, suffering from detrimental Spiritual-Cancer!